Strengths:

• Pointing out typos with barely concealed delight

• Driving a stick shift

• Surprisingly muscular calves for my size

Weaknesses:

• I’ve only seen half of The Godfather because I started it at 11 PM and didn’t get back to it before the rental period expired

• I get stressed out by drive-thrus

• Tearing up during scenes with a poignant piano song, even if the movie is bad

Vices:

• Worrying about drowning even when I'm not near water

• Staring at people I find interesting on the subway

• Telling myself I should work on all the short stories I’ve started writing